My Momma Didn’t Raise No Morons

Now that every average MAGA asshole in America is convinced that the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator was handicapped by Democrat sabotage or he would be revered by everyone for having made America great again, the GOP has begun touting every success of the Biden administration as one pushed by the GOP & Herr Turdwaffle.

Fact checkers routinely call these claims False or Pants On Fire, but there’s no accounting for the mind of the average schmuck in our nation of miserable fucks.

Expect the 2022 midterms to consist of Democrats being called whiners & liars for pointing out that not one of these preening Repugnicunt pricks or pussies had the balls or ovaries to stand up and vote for the benefits their own constituents can only count on the other party to provide.

The scumbags and scumbagguettes.

Same as it ever was.

#DontLookInward