Biden To Nominate Ben & Jerry To New Expanded 14 Seat Court

Press Secretary Jen Psaki shot down bullshit this morning from right wing ideologues that they claim proves President Biden is running roughshod over the rights of some very fine people who don’t like him or his idea of American democracy.

In particular, these obsolete assholes are truly incensed that Biden keeps pushing popular domestic programs that benefit the general health and welfare of all American people, which the assholes insist is not guaranteed in the Constitution.

Psaki smiled & responded with a simple: “Fuck you stupid sons of bitches.”

Did I really just imagine that?

I feel so relieved!