I Couldn’t Have Done It Without My Voters!

Among the hundreds of One Minute Politicians who whored for attention at yesterday’s State Of The Union address, Rep. Lorena Boebert (R-Word, CO) laid claim to the most feckless cunt in the room certificate for congratulating the president on the death by cancer of his son.

“You should have built the wall,” she shouted, “instead of promoting the Fauci ouchie!”

As soon as the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator is reinstated, I’m sure one of his first acts will be present Boebert the Medal of Freedumbocracy she has so obviously earned.