Dem Members Complain They ‘Can't Unsee This Abomination'

In an attempt to prove she is as mainstream as any other spouse of a Supreme Court justice, Clarence “Pube Boy” Thomas’s wife Ginni apparenty butt-texted Liz Cheney and Adam Kinsinger, the two Repugnicunt members on the House committee investigating the failed Jan 6, 2021 insurrection she may have funded transportation for, explicit pictures from her legendary Ginger Does Nancy Reagan 8-page feature from the July 1981 issue of Hustler magazine.

The issue also contained Ginni’s recipe for Irish Split Pea And Beaver Pot Pie.