This Is An Issue That Can Bring All Sides Together

I propose that all offensive place names in our nation of miserable fucks be replaced with the kinds of names we won’t get tired of calling each other no matter who becomes our future woke crowd of know-it-all Nazis.

How about turning Squaw Mountain into Cunt Mountain, or Nigger Hollow becoming Uppity Hollow? I prefer Greaseball Hill to Dago Hill, don’t you?

Individual slurs may come and go, but the basic scumbaggery of humanity will persist long after our bones have turned into chalk deposits for future children to scrawl obscenities on the walls of the hallowed halls of our ludicrous civilizations.