Lady G Needs Time To Fabricate New Evidence Of Innocence

A federal appeals court on Sunday temporarily put on hold a lower court’s order requiring that U.S. Insurrectionist Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Word, SC) testify under oath before a special grand jury that already knows he is guilty of illegal efforts to overturn the humiliating loss of former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator Donaldo Grabito Pussolini, despite extraordinary efforts by the GOP to defraud Georgia voters of their right to dissent against the rantings of Nazi pigfuckers.

Graham argues that he has a congenital condition that makes him deathly allergic to speaking the truth, which is why he never travels without a cadre of Young Log Cabin Republicans who spring into action with Epipens to rescue closeted America’s greatest ally in the clockrooms of American political power.