Castor Pours Oil On #MeToo Fire

The former twice-impeached president alternative tweeted today that “Congratulations, Bill. I never promised you & Fat Albert that I’d award you one of our coveted Presidential Medals of Pardon if you did me a favor first but here I am, the first president ever to fulfill a campaign promise after a rigged election that let antifa and the uppity liberal nigras steal the election from my true Americans. What can I say? I need to keep busy while waiting for that reinstatement in August. But today we celebrate. America’s dad is free at last, free at last. We made America great again, good God almighty, he’s free at last.”