Reverse Racism Shall Not Be Tolerated By Our Very Fine People

Former GOP Senate Dominatrix, Mitch The Elderly Ninja McConnell (R-Word, KY), accused illegally elected President Joe Biden of hiding the identity of his nominee to replace retiring ice-cream magnate William Breyer on the Supreme Court & trying to hurry the confirmation process to prevent “our very fine people who will vote in overwhelming numbers during the mid-term elections from having a say in whether America wants to be ruled by godless liberals or those who value our great heritage.”

Biden has strongly hinted he will name the first black woman in the history of our nation of miserable fucks to be considered white enough to join the whitest institution in the country.

“There are so many perfectly qualified white judges in places like South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, and even my home state of Kentucky,” McConnell said, “Why should we limit our horizons to someone from the lazy class?”

Kentucky is noted for its production of blue grass seed, thoroughbred horses, and sexual lubricants.