I Didn’t Put Them There, Former Twice Impeached Asshole Claims

Citing the revised pre-nuptial agreement he signed before his third wife agreed to be seen with him during the 2016 campaign, former twice-unimpeached unindicted co-conspirator & first modern president to ask Jeff Bezos to supply a few relevant books for his library, Grabito Pussolini declined comment on reports that third-party investigators have uncovered hundreds of thousands of additional classified documents from unsecure locations on the Eastern Seaboard, including hidden in the former first lady’s undeclared gift underpants from Russian leader Vladimir Poopin.