That Was The Original Title Of My Doctoral Dissertation

My editors had a different idea.  They changed it to “Now There Is Only You.”

Now that I am wiser than shit and older than I ever expected to be, it’s too late to apologize to my editors, because I seem to have outlived them all by drinking and drugging myself into immortality, but I’m still willing to piss on their graves. That’s what God created me to do.

Way to go, God.