Nobody Says Americans Are Dumb Better Than The Team Who Trademarked ‘Nation of Miserable Fucks™’ To Describe Our Uneducated Cuntrymen And Titsas

Former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & adult diaper who’s had too much adulation for his own good, Dimwit Donald J. Turdwaffle, came dangerously close to quoting material from this Website last night when he praised Vlad The Impudent for being “one smart cookie” and mocked Americans opposed to the Russian invasion to make Ukraine great again as “truly evil dumb people who couldn’t even find the courage to Stop the Steal last January 6 without me actually going down there to do it myself.”

A spokesbarrister for Jefferson, Penn, & Teller, LLC, the prestigious law firm that has incompetently represented the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, & Laundromat (including such subsidiaries as The Paineful Windiness Association, The Church of the Oven of Peace, and Self-Annihilation Acres Assisted Living Centers) for nearly half a century said it is considering suing Turdwaffle for misappropriation of PPOCLL material without compensation, but doesn’t “want to give the appearance that we are piling on the poor mentally disabled old white fuck.”