Hopes To Gain Market Share In The Lucrative COVID Alternative Healthcare Segment

Looking to capitalize on the average uneducated American’s preference for poopadoodle over proven disease prevention and care, a small crypto-financed company is now offering Phlegmish Master Medicinals, CBD-based breath mints that also claim to have expectorant properties and work almost as well as booster shots in preventing severe reinfection in otherwise safely unvaccinated patriots.