NC Rep. Takes To Twitter To Defend His Right To Privacy

Embattled Rep. Ashli Madison Holden Cawthorn (R-Word, NC) took time off from his busy schedule of pushing the limits of the Second Amendment, promoting the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and redefining common decency for those uneducated Christians who still profess that American Family Values were given to man by Jesus, to address a recent video that shows him face-fucking his male cousin one year he gave up fucking females for Lent.

Taking to Twitter, America’s virtual paper of record since the New York Times went full retarded Nazi, Cawthorn wrote: “A new hit against me just dropped. Years ago, in this video, I was being crass with a bro cousin, trying to be funny, and joking. That’s it. I’m NOT backing down. I told you there would be a drip drip campaign. Blackmail won’t win. We will.”

Three things stand out in Cawthorn's tweet. He misspelled “Black males;” does “drip drip” suggest the NC Rep has a penile dischange? and I had no idea Matt Gaetz was Cawthorn's cousin.