Says He Expects To Be Reinstated Any Day Now...

Hopes of an early resolution to the hilariously endearing Repugnicunt impasse over choosing between the worser of multiple evils in electing a new Speaker of the House were dashed today when former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and Satan’s first choice to lead our nation of miserfable fucks out of Wokeville and into the compromised land, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini opted to take another call from an unidentified foreign agent.

“Matt?” the old blithering fat fuck asked. “Is that you? I got to put you on hold. I hve Bolsonaro on …"