This Is An Affront To Our Christian Family Values, Scream Cosplaying Fox Americans

As nature continues to pummel the intellectual deserts in this nation of miserable fucks with its liberal dosage of our current reality, Fox News is assuring its viewers that banning drag queen story time and denying healthcare to young people they wish would go away with extreme prejudice will eventually lead to the reinstatement of twice-impeached UNINDICATED cuckoo conspirator Donaldo Turdwaffle to his rightful place as Tweeter In Chief, stuck to the Golden Throne down the hall from the Oval Orifice.

You read it here, if at all.