Calls For Renewed Effort To Establish Monster Race

North Carolina’s favorite freshman Repugnicunt dickless wonder, Rep. Holden-Cawthorn seemed to blame his mother for leaving him paralyzed from the waist down after a botched remasculation attempt following a Democrat assassination attempt.

The self-professed 2020 Paraplympian champion wheelchair racer was on a career path to become a Chick-Fil-A regional manager in 2014 when his customized Meadowsmobile was sideswiped by an MG Midget driven by godless liberals on their way home from spring break.

The Meadowsmobile crashed headlong into a concrete barrier, killing the future representation instantly. Fortunately, Mr. & Mrs. Holden-Cawthorn were following in their  Ford Country Squire & by petitioning the Lord with prayer were successful in reviving the lad from the dead. Unfortunately, however, Ashli’s junk was crushed during impact. Mrs. Holden-Cawthorn attempted to reattach her son’s manhood, but the impromptu operation resulted in the boy being paralyzed from the waist down.

Since then, Ashli has embarked on a crusade to encourage all Repugnicunt mothers to learn how to remasculate their sons after Deocrat assassination attempts to ensure that America has the “monster race”