He Considered It A Part Time Job Where He Could Work From Home

Frershman Oregon state representative & Turdwaffle-supporters Oliver Nipple (Boring) agreed to step down after elections officials announced his mail-in ballots for the past 8 elections had been returned as undeliverable with a forwarding address in Talahassee, Florida.

“This was a simple understanding,” Nipple said in a written statement, saying he had relocated to Florida in protest of Oregon’s stringent COVID precautions which include mask & vaccine mandates. 

Nipple refused to explain why his mail had been undeliverable since 2018, well before COVID was even identified as a virus, arguing that he was just being proactive.

He also pointed to comments by former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator Donald J. Turdwaffle who is planning to relocate to St. Petersburg, Russia if the Democrat encact their so-called billionaire’s tax, while preparing for his 2024 reelection campaign.