“Whatever Happened To My Constitution?” Turdwaffle Wonders After SCOTUS Saves Obamacare

With his former accountant on the hot seat & his handpicked Supreme Court voting against his interests, the most impeached criminal in White House history is said to be pondering his options under the rule of lawyers, now that the rule of law is closing in on him & his family.

“He’s pretty damned upset,” said one unindicted source close to the seat of #Repugnicunt corruption, “He regrets not using the nuclear option when he had the chance.”