GOP Proposes Increasing Pollution To Decrease Storm Damage

Insisting that life and the rules governing it are indeed binary and cannot be challenged, Repugnicunts issued a unanimous decision that all environmental protections must be reversed to spare the US coastline of more devastating storms that threaten the insurance and real estate sectors of our supply-side plantation economy.

“We have to do something!” said a person claiming to know what she was talking about who spoke only on condition of anonymity, “before so many more of us lose our vacation homes, like those poor folks did in North Carolina night before last. Lord, a mercy.”