The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
And On The Turd Day He Rose Again From His Debts
Sep 9, 2021
Nobody Fools Donald Trump: Chapter 42, Verse 50
Everything that we did was great, and then we developed a vaccine, three vaccines in three months, in nine months, a little more maybe. And actually, I’ll tell you, it was three days less, three days less than nine months, which ended up being more than three months, but that was as fast as it gets in Operation Warp Speed.
And it’s great. And you know what? I believe totally in your freedoms, I do. And you have to do what you have to do, it is what it is, but I recommend it, take the vaccines. I did it. It’s good. Take the vaccines, but you got…
No, that’s okay. It’s OK. That’s all right. You have your freedoms. But I happened to take the vaccine. Jared gave it to me. If you can’t trust Jared. Jared was my right hand son-in-law. If it doesn’t work, you’ll be the first to know, okay. I’ll call up Alabama and say, “Hey, you know what? I was wrong. This vaccine I took is not so good.”
But right now it is working pretty good. I almost died. Remember? But you do have your freedoms. You have to keep… you have to maintain that. You have to maintain that. And you got to get your kids back to school. And the mask issue is interesting because Fauci said, “Masks are bad,” and now he’s a radical masker.
Like antifa. Antifa wears masks. They’ve been wearing masks to wreck my administration since our first very big landslide so no one can find where they live. Why do these people hide their faces? You have to take your mask off to go into a bank so they can use facial technology to find the terrorists, so what is different about these healthy masks? What the hell exactly is a healthy mask?