Sorry, Losers. My IQ Is The Highest & You All Know It, Volume 2, Chapter Nil, Verse 17

When we fly in with an airplane, they put planes on the runway so we can’t land, so we have to come back. You can’t get there by car. They killed all the horses and ate them. The buses, they stopped. They blew up our Hummeries with IUDs. How the hell am I supposed to keep this country safe?

“They won’t take them back, sir.” None of the three major shit hole countries that we’re talking about, Honda, Guacamole, El Labrador, “They won’t take them back, sir.”

Why can’t we use nuclear weapons? I asked this before. I ask it all the time. We spent good money on these nuclears, the invisible bombers, the submarine tanks. Why buy all this stuff if you’re not gonna use it? What’s the expiration date? “Several hundred thousand years, sir.”

Ah, so what’s the rush?

But now we have this crisis on the border, & suddenly it’s all like I have this thing against the black people, that the black people don’t trust me, that I’m a white successionist. A successionist! What’s so bad about that? I love success, everybody loves success in America, even the blacks. That’s what makes us great.

Some of my best friends were the blacks. What about Clarice Thompson? What about Herman Cain?

I am very proud now that we have a museum on the National Mall where people can learn about Reverend Rodney Luther King, so many other things. Frederick Douglass is an example of some of the blacks who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, thanks to me.

But this is all fake news to destruct our detention from the border. I have a great relationship with the blacks. I know the blacks. The blacks buy my hats!