Then That Kook Ezekial Sayeth Unto Me, Chapter 52, Verse 5

“What’s wrong with the president?” The biggest story. I was so proud when I got down, I didn’t fall. It was like a skating rink out there, with no railing, on my own, except for the general, but I made it.

No sweat. I seen kids on skateboards fall on their butts going down slopes not near that steep or slickery. It was one of the greatest walks of any president, right up there with taking my Steve Gutterburg Bible to the Black Lives church of matters.

I said, “General, I don’t want to grab you, but I may have to grab you. Somebody has put foil on the slope to oil me.”

Big, strong general, Commandant of West Point, upstate New York, like a mountain, Benjamin Arnold, Brigadoon General. You know I made my best speech at West Point that day, until this one. This one takes the cake.

This one will go down in history, like Moses on the mounties. But then it was pouring, and when I went down the slope and it was pure… 

Normally they have like some little grooves, nothing. They gave me nothing, no railing, no nothing. Where was OSHA? Does OSHA only work for the Democrats? Seems like it.

It was like the ice skating rink at NBC Trump Plaza. I think it was a trap. But I didn’t fall for it. And I said, “General, this is not a good situation. That sucker looks slickery as hell. And I’m not going to allow the fake news to tape me falling on my ass.”

Remember when Gerald Ford fell? That was not a good time. Lost him the election, and I was already having to fight against their stealing the election, so falling was not good. Not an option. That’s what I call the military. In the military everything is not an option. I know the military.

Some other bad things have happened to a few presidents, not a good time, but not me, except until the steal. The steal was pretty bad. You don’t get much worse than that. You can’t do that, you can’t let that happen.

So what happened is they made that a big story because I didn’t fall, which is what they were hoping. I was so proud of myself. The First Lady, your beautiful First Lady, she was so proud. I didn’t fall for them. I made my best speech in weeks but nobody talked about that speech.

Someday, hopefully, they’ll go back and get the speech I made at the graduation of West Point two years ago and see that it was the greatest speech since the Mecklenberg Address…