Victims Blamed For Rise of Gun Deaths
Speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the record, fugitive NRA leader Wayne Gacy LaPierre today blamed the uptick in gun-related gut piles to "a widely-acknowledged shortage of good guns with guns caused by 50 years of liberal hand-wringing.”
Aoocrding to the latest study of the munitions & prison industrial market conducted by munitions & prison industrial market leaders, there is currently a surplus of more than 30 million firearms sitting idle on store shelves that could be put to use combatting the rising tide of mass shootings if more of them found their way into the hands of righteous citizens with the courage to do the right thing.
“Poking Holes In Common Sense Solutions” cites more than 1,000 mass shootings that could have been avoided if more good guys with guns had taken preemptive action against suspected targets of opportunity before they became bad guys or collateral damage.
