The Second Amendment Guarantees

Uncommon Sense

A Few Words To The Wise Asses

3/23/21

Anyone Can Grow Up To Be A Mass Shooter

The rich have locked up the “anyone can grow up to be President,” so what’s left for the rest of us is a shot at 15 minutes of infamy.

Go for it, assholes.

Let me shoot your arguments full of holes.

Fuck off.

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