Albert Einstein Can Neither Be Created Nor Destoyed
Not that he gives a shit.
After my latest appeal of Twitter’s suspension of my account for suggesting Ivanka Trump should name her memoir Once A Feckless Cunt, Always A Feckless Cunt, Twitter’s increasingly athletic supporters fired back a copy of earlier obfuscations of the fact that they suspended my account because those feckless assholes just don’t like me.
Unfortunately, like many missives from the Twits & FacePlanters, the message buried itself deep in the bowels of my Windbag Junk Email Box & I only noticed it this morning while searching for some fresh mollusk on mollusk porn.
Since opening a new case didn’t work last time, I responded this time to the form rejection & am waiting to receive notification that my case has been closed so I can waste more time opening a new appeal. I am so glad to count on the liability side of Twitter’s accounting ledger.
I’m pretty sure I can keep this up at least until Jack unloads his shit pile to a hedge fund pedophile.
Life is good until it runs out.
Enjoy it while it lasts:
