Former Comedian Immodestly Proposes COVID19 Origin Story
Enraged Twits demanded reality #CancelJonStewart late Monday night & early Tuesday morning, long before lunch, after the lapsed Jew man-boy l attempted to demonstrate how dumb #Repugnicunt efforts to convince the average uneducated American that former kakistocratic despot Donald J. Turdwaffle’s inept handling of the COVID19 pandemic was the result of Chinese election interference by developing the deadly pathogen in a not-so-secret bioweapons lab in Wuhan, China.
When goaded by Late Show hoax Stephen Codilbert if Stewart was suggesting there was a chance COVID was created in a lab, Stewart responsed: “A chance? Oh my God, there’s a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan, China, what do we do? Oh, you know, who we could ask, the Wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. The disease is the same name as the lab! That’s just a little too weird, don’t you think?”
Unfortunately, Codilbert missed his opportunity to shoot down Stewart right-wingnut conspiracy theory.
Let me see a show of hands. How many of you wish Steveo had mentioned that the 1918 Spanish Flu was originally discovered in Toto, Kansas?