“This Is Q Sending The World A Message!” Shouts Unnamed reliable Source
Suzy Q, spokesperson for the secretive leader of America’s Got The Greatest Conspiracies, greeted news of the passing of the elder presidential pop with a mixture of skepticism & bemusement this morning during a hastily called press conference outside former president Turdwaffle’s Bedminster Pro Kennel Club.
“No one should buy the government’s story on this,” Ms. Q argued, “ specially until we find out where Major was when Champ’s mutilated corpse was discovered in Melania’s croquet court & all you can eat chicken wing buffet."
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