Should I Apply For A Twitter Blue Czech?

Uncommon Sense

A Few Words To The Wise Asses

6/1/21

I Should Be Certified. It’s Only Fair!

Granted, life is not fair, but Twitter is not nearly as fair as life.

My foreskin reader has assured me that I will be reinstated by August, unless an asteroid or supply-side space debris gets me first.

I already have hundreds of hateful tweets ready to let fly, like gospel birds, rending the Twitter Carolina blue sky!

Sooner | OR | Later

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