Colin Jost Says “This Is No Joke”
News that Scarlet Johansen was pregnant apparently took Colin Jost, Saturday Night Light co-head writer by surprise. So much so that he has demanded that his Weekend Update co-host, Michael Che, take a paternity test.
“I know I haven’t slept with Scarlet in more than a year,” Jost told Ernest Hemingway, an intern at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, & Laundromat, who transcribes dictophone messages from remote stringers with Yossarian Universal News Service, including Putlitzer Prize nominess Dick Cockle & Buster Vagina.
