Recommends Issuing Every American A Personal Flotation Device, Body Armor, & an AR15 With 1200 Rounds Of Armor Piercing Ammo
“You can never be too prepared to defend yourself against all eventualities,” says anonymous source close to fugitive NRA leaders hiding from process servers.
“We only want to help Americans understand all their options as the planet quickly becomes unihabitable, because few of you will be able to afford to relocate to our Mars sanctuary before time runs out.”
