I Hardly Know The Fellow, In Any Sense Of The Word
Proclaiming her love for husband Lord Byron Noem, Viscount Of Süd Douché, South Dakota Governor Christi Noem took to Twitter in the early hours to counter rumors that she is engaged in a months-long sexual relationship with disgraced Repugnicunt humanoid, Corey Lewandowski, a married philanderer facing multiple allegations of extreme serial hanky panky.
“These rumors are total garbage and a disgusting lie,” Noem pooted Wednesday afternoon on social media platform Pooter. "These old, tired attacks on conservative women are based on a falsehood that we can't achieve orgasm without a man's help."
Yeah, but we’re talking about Lewandowski here, so absolutely no men were injured in the making of this post.
