‘We Cut A Deal At Helsinki!'
Threatening to nuke Mar-a-Lago unless former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & reincarnation of Confederate Loser Robert E. Lee, Dimwit Donald J. Turdwaffle commits the troops he promised at their 2018 Helsinki Summit, Russian Douchebag Vlad The Impudent expressed anger that the intelligence Turdwaffle provided about Ukrainian defense forces “seems to be as accurate and useful as his attempts to Stop The Steal.”
According to stiff and wired reports, President Impudent has been stung by mocking criticism on the Internet that his nearly 200 thousand elite storm troopers, equipped with the latest technology provided by former president Turdwaffle as part of the Helsinki Accord (the details of which remain protected by a probably illegal and unethical non-disclosure agreement) have been unable to conquer a frolicking nation of Billie Eilish fans led by a former comedian who turned down a job at Saturday Night Live to entertain his own people for free.
So it goes.
