And He’s Not Happy About It
After a year of failed attempts to recapture the warm feeling of living in the White House, free from prosecution for even the most heinous of crimes, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & COVID super-spreader Donald J. Turdwaffle was finally reinstated on Tuesday when his organization was once again included as a defendant in a DC case against his inaugural committee’s alleged diversion of funds for self-enrichment.
“This is so unfair,” Turdwaffle shouted on the back nine at his endangered Doral Golf Resort. “These Democrats will do anything to prosecute me jusst for being rich.”
