What Is It With Tarheels And All These Helms On Wheels Creeps?
Rep. Ashli Madison Holden Cawthorn (R-Word, NC) got a big pass from Judge Richard “Teen Einsey Dick” Myers, a Turdwaffle appointee, who said the 14th Amendment was never intended to keep wheelchair-bound Nazis from running for or holding public office.
“The authors of the 14th Commandment didn’t even know what a Nazi was when they wrote that unfortunate amendment to our otherwise great Constitution,” Myers wrote, “that was intended to discriminate against slave-owners and the people who employed them in clear violation of the Founding Fathers’ wishes and the Bill of Rights that applies to everyone in our nation of miserable fucks from the highest of the high to the lowest of the low. Case dismissed!”
