Chemist Finds Everything From British Aluminium Coated Microplastics To The Rarely observed And highly secretive Ununennium
“Frankly,” said Dr. Eaton Bieber, “we were surprised not to find more substances.
“Most Americans exist in a toxic stew of chemical contaminants, from the air we breathe to the water we drink. Most food packaging contains forever chemicals whose effects on the human body will not be fully understood before most of us go extinct in the next few decades.
“The good news is that some of the chemicals we identified in Mr. Taylor’s blood,” Dr. Bieber added, “are doing quite well on the used commodity derivatives market, so we will easily recover the costs of the autopsy.”
