No One Is Sure If Clock Was Designed Properly
The world continues to hold its breath as scientists assess the probability of complete and total extinction of homo stupidios now that the Doomsday Clock has broken and the last clockmaker trained to maintain it was recently killed in a Russian rocket attack on a suspicious gathering of young people who appeared to be engaged in terrorism on Tik Tok.
I know it’s a couple of days early for this, but fuck man, tomorrow we could all be dead. You been outside in the free fire zone of our nation of miserable fucks lately?
