Hopes To Join Cawthorn, Boebert, Greene To Bolster Truth Squad
Claiming that the pandemic hoax coupled with the “leftist antifa activists constant badgering of the greatest president this country has ever elected twice and seems ready to elect a third time in 2024” proves liberals have “ruined this country for the supply-side plantation owners who originally made it great,” former feckless Repugnicunt vice-presidential candidate Sarah Sirhan Palin (R-Word, AK) announced that she is willing to build on her first fifteen minutes of infamy to “build Back Better in making America the kind of place our founding fathers could recognize and proud of rescuing from the heathens who used to own it.”
“We have some great representatives in the House right now,” Palin told a gathering of bargain hunters outside a Dollar Tree yesterday, “but they are vastly outnumbered by a huge minority of Democrats who continue biting the hands that feed them. When I’m back in Washington, I promise you, next January 6, we’ll be taking no prisoners.”
