Spanky Took All The Good Stuff, Says Mother’s Boy
Saying it was good not having to answer questions about what it felt like to realize his boss had encouraged a mob of violent neo-Nazis to hang his pale ass from a gallows outside the Capitol, former Vice-Presidential GOP whipping boy Michael “He’ll Eat Anything” Pence told anyone who would listen yesterday that he didn’t steal anything from the White House because he was in a rush to enter the witness protection program and “You assholes won’t have this asshole to kick around anymore.”
