Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic
Lounge & Laundromat
Breaking Gnus!
Twit-Tipping, Dissent, & Farts
Welcome to the ‘Pataphysical Web
Feel free to wander around.
Targets of Opportunity!
Ruminants, Faustroll, & Unsense

Sassy Cassie
Queefing to set you free.

Cognitive Dissident
Common sense bullet control.

Cognitive Flatulence
It’s a gas, gas, gas.

Flaked Gnus
What once was old be new again

Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs
From yesterday, through Today.com, & into a future of diminishing returns

Uncommon Sense
Gnus & opinions from the other side of the fence.
Testimonials

“I first ran into these guys when they were specializing in graffiti like 'Chapel Hill is a pat of butter slowly melting into a sea a grits.'"
Officer Friendly

“I couldn’t believe my luck when I woke up in the dryer after getting shit-faced in the Lounge during happy hour. I guess that explains why they have ‘Laundry’ in their none-of-your-business name."
Mildred Dampass

“Whenever I’m feeling down & confused & I can’t remember who I’m talking to, it’s good to know that the Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic is there to make things right."
John Quincy Queequeg