About Cognitive Dissident

Cognitive Dissident is the latest iteration of Marvin and the River Pirates, a lifelong effort to understand the so-called intelligence of Western Civilization as embodied in this nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) that the 45th First Idiot of the United States is attempting to make great again by ignoring what a shit-heap it has become since Repugnicunts took ownership of the property during the reign of Old Rummy Ronald Reagan, who was actually a surgically modified porpoise hired as his own replacement after the Hinckley assassination in March of 1981.

This site celebrates the awesome beauty of run-on sentences, runaway governments, and the ludicrous inevitably of our common demises.

It makes no excuses.